Thanks for the chuckle, Doug! I actually toyed briefly with the idea of an “other worldly” theme this week before going with a touch of Midwestern realism.
I think that I still owe FF a few words for my slack adherence to the 100 word limit over the last two years. It would be nice to think I could though….
Your title worried me, then I laughed out loud!
Dear Jennifer,
Mission accomplished. Thanks for saying so.
Aloha,
Doug
Dear Doug,
Your minimalist approach to storytelling is particularly intiguing in this piece.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Dear Rochelle,
Saved 98 words for later, too. Thanks for tripping by…
Aloha,
Doug
Dear Doug,
I’m expecting at least a 98 word story next week. I enjoyed the trip. Be back in the fall. Yankee Lima India
Shalom,
Rochelle the Graceful
!
Deaar Subroto,
🙂
Aloha,
Doug
With this title I was expecting some blood curdling story. Funny shortest story.
Dear Indira,
Thanks. Brevity is the soul of wit and vampires are the refuge of…. Oh, never mind. There’s no such thing.
Aloha,
Doug
Smart ass.
Dear Helena,
Too true. Thanks for the nod.
Aloha,
Doug
He can probably sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.
WOW. You kiss people with that mouth?
Did I say something profane? (Bats her eyelashes and adjusts her halo.)
Not you, sugarcane. I’m dying to ask Doug about the backstory for this one. Who pissed him off now? Or was this just an exercise in eye-rolling?
Ah…well I’ll let him do the ‘splainin’. 😉
Hi Doug,
It’s been a while since two little words made me laugh so much 🙂
Siobhan
Dear Siobahn,
Music to my ears. Here’s two more for you….Thank you!
Aloha,
Doug
You kill me 🙂 Now, how am I going to explain these little marks on my neck to Connie?
Hi Russell,
Ferrets. Crazed Ferrets. Ferrets From the Sky!
She’ll bite.
Aloha,
Doug
Thanks for the chuckle, Doug! I actually toyed briefly with the idea of an “other worldly” theme this week before going with a touch of Midwestern realism.
Cheers!
Marie Gail
Sez you…
I saw them…they were riding flying pigs.
I prefer very short vampire novels with a little fang to them.
Ha. This was great.
Randy
Clever one.
Uh-huh …
Doug, call me a ninny if you like – I had to read this twice before I laughed out loud!!!
Dear Ninny,
I fixed it:) Thanks for stopping by to read twice and laugh.
Aloha,
Doug
I had to read it twice, as well! Well-done! Love your sense of humor!
Doug, I had to go back over that one also. Creative. 🙂 —Susan
Do you get to bank the other 98 words to use another time?
😀
Dear El,
I think that I still owe FF a few words for my slack adherence to the 100 word limit over the last two years. It would be nice to think I could though….
Aloha,
Doug
I laughed, I cried, I was moved, I was humbled, I was exalted, and my life changed forever. Thank you, Doug.
Dear Perry,
You forgot to add those two special words….the ones that made my story what it was….not really.
I’ll try to do better next time.
Aloha,
Doug
Very clever. Very funny.
Dear Doug, I had to read it twice also, of course it only took an instant! You are so flippin funny! Nan 🙂